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* Birth Certificate
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* Tribe Certificate
<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=8>
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* Marriage Certificate
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* Ration Card
<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=7>
* Passport
<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=2>
* Inclusion of name in the Electoral Rolls
<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=10>
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<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=9>

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<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=12>
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<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=17>
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<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=19>
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* Waiting list status for Central Government Housing
<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=9>

* Status of Stolen Vehicles
<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=1>
* Land Records <http://www.india.gov.in/landrecords/index.php>
* Cause list of Indian Courts
<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=7>
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<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=24>
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<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=21>
* Acts of Indian Parliament
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* Exam Results
<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=16>
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<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=10>
* Agricultural Market Prices Online
<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=6>
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* Income Tax Returns
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<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2698>
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<http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2700>
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Do it yourself guide for BESCOM meter & deposit transfer

This I have copied from our office mailer. I wanted to share this with all. I owe a lot of thanks to Nitin.

For benefit of those owners who have not transferred name and deposits transfer to their name from previous owner/builder, here is the list and procedure to do same yourself.

List of Documents:

(1.) An application on plain paper addressed to Additional Executive Engineer. S7, BESCOM quoting RR number, previous owner and sale deed registration date.

(2.) NOC from previous owner for transfer addressed to AEE (As in 1.).

(3.) Power agreement (200 Rs) & indemnity bond (Rs 100) - Available at Gowri electrical at Kundalahalli Gate just before Silver line bakery). Ready proforma for applications in (1.) & (2.) are also available with him.

(4.) Sale deep copy - If original is there carry it otherwise get copy notarized or collect a paper from home loan vendor in this regard)

(5.) Field Report to be given by J.E. in BESCOM office on Ryan school road.

(6.) Khata Copy

(7.) Latest electricity bill

Transfer fee: Rs 100

Procedure:

1. Collect all above papers except (5.), punch & file in a hard folder. (This is required as BESCOM people will not do anything without it.)

2. Fill all details & go BESCOM office at Ryan school road. J.E. (Narayan swamy) will ask installed load (Bulbs+ fans+TV+ heater, fridge etc) .

It is possible that your installed load will exceed sanctioned load. So be careful while you mention installed load. Ensure that your stated load does not exceed your sanctioned load as mentioned in your current bill. This report scribbled on your application states that meter is working & total installed load is so much.

3. Take one witness's address & signature on documents in (3.)

4. Go to S7 BESCOM office near old airport and go to account officer ( A lady employee). She will check all papers & will direct you a clerk. Please carry originals for all submitted copies.

5. If all papers are right, you will be directed to pay Rs 100 as transfer fee.

6. You will be asked to come after 1 week (as a procedure ) to collect transfer paper. If there are multiple co-owners in property and you are getting meter & deposit transfer to one of the co-owners, other co-owners need to give a letter stating that they don't have any objection in transferring to other co-owner. This letter is addressed to AEE.

Note: AEE of S7 Bescom is One Mr Ravindra. He sits in same office. His cell number is available on bescom website. Meet him if you face any problem. Maximum time for transfer is 7 days after submitting all required papers.

One Line Flirt

Last Sunday I was going through the times life style column which was about the impressive lines for which girls fall for. The article was quite interesting for the flirty minds. It was all about how to make a girl to remember you by a single line statement. One of the all time popular statement which worked went like this "Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for living ?" and the another went like "Do you have the map ? I might get lost in your eyes".

I am sure the guy who made these statements is not software engineer :((. It is not fair to expect too. In case even if tries it out, I feel the following would come from his mouth.

# Do you have lenovo T60 charger, I can't afford to take my eyes off from your blue top wallpaper.

#Would you like to be my first instruction in my main() function of marriage ?

#Apart from being beautiful, do you write code too ??

#I want my daughter to inherit your beauty. Will you marry me ?

#I would like to include you as necessary header file in my life.c. Do you give the rights ?

# I need you by my side to share and care whenever I get "Segmentation Fault".

#Nothings in this universe gonna change my love for you, except my customer late night calls.

#Love is just not staring at each other but is looking at the same direction, I am ready to quit my job and join your company.

#You are my destiny, my desire. Let's live happily forever once this project gets over.


Poor guys..!

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