THE DARK SIDE of the BLACK

Friday, June 3, 2011

ಲೈಫು ಇಸ್ಥೆನೆ

ಕಂಪ್ಯೂಟರ್ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಬೀ.ಈ. ಮುಗಿಸಿ
ಕ್ಯಾಮಪಸ್ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲಸಾ ಬಾಚಿ
ಸಾಫ್ಟ್ವೇರ್ ಕಂಪನಿ ಬಂದು ಸೇರ್ಕೋ .. ! ಲೈಫು ಇಸ್ತೇನೆ

ಊರಾಚೆಯಲಿ ಟ್ರೇನಿಂಗ ಮುಗಿಸಿ
ಕಾಪಿ ಹೊಡೆದು ಕೊಡು ಬರೆದು
ಓಡಿ ಬಂದು ಪ್ರಾಜೆಕ್ಟ್ ಸೇರ್ಕೋ .. !ಲೈಫು ಇಸ್ಥೆನೆ .. ಪಂಚರಂಗಿ ಪಾವಂ ಪಾವಂ

ಎರ್ರಾ ಬಿರ್ರಿ ತಿಂದು ತಿರಿಗಿ
ಗೂಗಲ್ ಹುಡುಕಿ ಮಾಡುಲ್ ಮುಗಿಸಿ
ಆನ್ ಸೈಟ್ ಅಂತಾ ಹೊರಗೆ ಹೋಗು .. !ಲೈಫು ಇಸ್ಥೆನೆ

ನಮ್ಮ ಮಂದಿ ಪಾಪದವರು ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಹಂಗೇನೆ
ಗೂಗಲ್ ಬ್ಲಾಕು ಮಾಡಿ ನೋಡು ಪ್ರಾಜೆಕ್ಟ್ ಗೋತಾನೆ ..

ಕ್ಲೈಂಟ್ ದು ಕಿರಿ ಕಿರಿ ಅಯ್ಯಯಪ್ಪೋ ..ಮ್ಯನೆಜೆರ್ ಕಾಟ್ ಸಾಕಪ್ಪೋ ..

ಹಗಲು ರಾತ್ರಿ ಕೆಲಸಾ ಮಾಡಿ
ಮೋಟೆಲ್ ಅಲ್ಲೇ ಅಡುಗೆ ಮಾಡಿ
ಸಂಡೇ ಮಾತ್ರ ಫೋನು ಮಾಡು .. !ಲೈಫು ಇಸ್ಥೆನೆ .. ಪಂಚರಂಗಿ ಪಾವಂ ಪಾವಂ

ಹಂಗು ಹಿಂಗು ಲೆಕ್ಕಾ ಹಾಕಿ
ಇಪ್ಪತ್ತು ಲಕ್ಷಾ ಸಾಲಾ ಮಾಡಿ
ಫ್ಲಾಟು ತೆಗೆದು ಬಡ್ಡಿ ಕಟ್ಟು .... !ಲೈಫು ಇಸ್ಥೆನೆ

ಎಕ್ಷ ಕುಎಸ್ ಮೀ ಸೈಡ್ ಪ್ಲೀಸ್ : ಸಾಲದಕ್ಕೆ ಪೆಟ್ರೋಲ್ ಕಾರ್ ಬೇರೆ .. ಪಂಚರಂಗಿ ಪಾವಂ ಪಾವಂ

Monday, June 28, 2010

Changing Font in Source Insight

Options - > Documents choose default in the combo box "Document Type"
And now change the font by clicking "Screen Fonts". Choose your favourite font and happy browsing.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Baz Luhrman's sunscreen

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, nevermind, you won't understand the power and
beauty of your youth until they've faded, but trust me in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of
yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous
you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind: the kind that blindsides you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts; don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive; forget the insults. (if you succeed in doing this, tell me how).

Keep your old love letters; throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives; some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of Calcium. Be kind to your knees -- you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40; maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.

Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body: use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it; it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance...even if you have no where to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions (even if you don't follow them).

Do not read beauty magazines; they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents; you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but what a precious few should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps and geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.

Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old; and when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse, but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you are 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia; dispensing it is a way of wishing the past from the disposal--wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts, and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me, I'm the sunscreen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5NAPZp2w-o

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

All Government Links

Monday, December 7, 2009

Do it yourself guide for BESCOM meter & deposit transfer

This I have copied from our office mailer. I wanted to share this with all. I owe a lot of thanks to Nitin.

For benefit of those owners who have not transferred name and deposits transfer to their name from previous owner/builder, here is the list and procedure to do same yourself.

List of Documents:

(1.) An application on plain paper addressed to Additional Executive Engineer. S7, BESCOM quoting RR number, previous owner and sale deed registration date.

(2.) NOC from previous owner for transfer addressed to AEE (As in 1.).

(3.) Power agreement (200 Rs) & indemnity bond (Rs 100) - Available at Gowri electrical at Kundalahalli Gate just before Silver line bakery). Ready proforma for applications in (1.) & (2.) are also available with him.

(4.) Sale deep copy - If original is there carry it otherwise get copy notarized or collect a paper from home loan vendor in this regard)

(5.) Field Report to be given by J.E. in BESCOM office on Ryan school road.

(6.) Khata Copy

(7.) Latest electricity bill

Transfer fee: Rs 100

Procedure:

1. Collect all above papers except (5.), punch & file in a hard folder. (This is required as BESCOM people will not do anything without it.)

2. Fill all details & go BESCOM office at Ryan school road. J.E. (Narayan swamy) will ask installed load (Bulbs+ fans+TV+ heater, fridge etc) .

It is possible that your installed load will exceed sanctioned load. So be careful while you mention installed load. Ensure that your stated load does not exceed your sanctioned load as mentioned in your current bill. This report scribbled on your application states that meter is working & total installed load is so much.

3. Take one witness's address & signature on documents in (3.)

4. Go to S7 BESCOM office near old airport and go to account officer ( A lady employee). She will check all papers & will direct you a clerk. Please carry originals for all submitted copies.

5. If all papers are right, you will be directed to pay Rs 100 as transfer fee.

6. You will be asked to come after 1 week (as a procedure ) to collect transfer paper. If there are multiple co-owners in property and you are getting meter & deposit transfer to one of the co-owners, other co-owners need to give a letter stating that they don't have any objection in transferring to other co-owner. This letter is addressed to AEE.

Note: AEE of S7 Bescom is One Mr Ravindra. He sits in same office. His cell number is available on bescom website. Meet him if you face any problem. Maximum time for transfer is 7 days after submitting all required papers.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

One Line Flirt

Last Sunday I was going through the times life style column which was about the impressive lines for which girls fall for. The article was quite interesting for the flirty minds. It was all about how to make a girl to remember you by a single line statement. One of the all time popular statement which worked went like this "Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for living ?" and the another went like "Do you have the map ? I might get lost in your eyes".

I am sure the guy who made these statements is not software engineer :((. It is not fair to expect too. In case even if tries it out, I feel the following would come from his mouth.

# Do you have lenovo T60 charger, I can't afford to take my eyes off from your blue top wallpaper.

#Would you like to be my first instruction in my main() function of marriage ?

#Apart from being beautiful, do you write code too ??

#I want my daughter to inherit your beauty. Will you marry me ?

#I would like to include you as necessary header file in my life.c. Do you give the rights ?

# I need you by my side to share and care whenever I get "Segmentation Fault".

#Nothings in this universe gonna change my love for you, except my customer late night calls.

#Love is just not staring at each other but is looking at the same direction, I am ready to quit my job and join your company.

#You are my destiny, my desire. Let's live happily forever once this project gets over.

Poor guys..!

Friday, May 8, 2009

ITಯ ಅಂಬಾರಿ

ಆಧಾರ ನೀನೆ ನೀಡೊಂದು JOBuuu
ಬಂತೀಗಾ Recession ಗಾಳಿ
ಕಂಗಾಲು ಆದೆ, ಕೊಡಿಸೊಂದು ಕೆಲಸ
ಕನಸಲ್ಲಿ ಕಾಡು ದಾರಿ
ಕೊಟ್ಟಂತ ಕೆಲಸಾ, Fevicoliನಂತೆ
ಎಂದೂ ಜೊತೆಗಿರಲಿ .... ITಯ ಅಂಬಾರಿ