Wednesday, October 7, 2009

One Line Flirt

Last Sunday I was going through the times life style column which was about the impressive lines for which girls fall for. The article was quite interesting for the flirty minds. It was all about how to make a girl to remember you by a single line statement. One of the all time popular statement which worked went like this "Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for living ?" and the another went like "Do you have the map ? I might get lost in your eyes".

I am sure the guy who made these statements is not software engineer :((. It is not fair to expect too. In case even if tries it out, I feel the following would come from his mouth.

# Do you have lenovo T60 charger, I can't afford to take my eyes off from your blue top wallpaper.

#Would you like to be my first instruction in my main() function of marriage ?

#Apart from being beautiful, do you write code too ??

#I want my daughter to inherit your beauty. Will you marry me ?

#I would like to include you as necessary header file in my life.c. Do you give the rights ?

# I need you by my side to share and care whenever I get "Segmentation Fault".

#Nothings in this universe gonna change my love for you, except my customer late night calls.

#Love is just not staring at each other but is looking at the same direction, I am ready to quit my job and join your company.

#You are my destiny, my desire. Let's live happily forever once this project gets over.


Poor guys..!