Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Theory of Left n Right

As Murphy's law says "The queue on the other side always moves faster than the one in which we are standing " OR "Frequency of the buses will more in the opposite direction of your direction of travel" ...

Just though of applying this fancy law to bike riders in popular bangalore traffic. Trust me foot path is full pledged road better I would say "HEAVEN" to bike riders in blore ...Blore has the highest number of two-wheelers in the world ...I am also a contributor ..

Sometimes we enjoy the traffic and one should enjoy it when it is obvious :) Sometime it really sucks . .. I am ranked highest in our friends circle who cribs more about the pathetic bangalore traffic ... But No matter what I love Bangalore .. Namma Bengalooru rocks ..

Let me crib about the traffic for sometime ... Not really traffic I mean,. Let me analyze the ion movements in the brain when struck in traffic..

Now what is this heck all about ?? Lets try to figure out how many of us usually feel "I should have gone to the right" its moving faster there .. Or "I should have gone to the left side ,, it seems pretty fine there" .. OR "Shit man!!!!! I should not have come behind this big BMTC or large lorry" etc etcIt is our "right" to ask our almighty brain before we make a decision of left or right. But even before we could sense that, we are driven there eithr left or right ... U think I really forgot the straight .. might be right But I rarely fallow the crowd .. :) Then we realize :) Realize what ?? Read the sentence from the begining again ..

Most of the times "right" decision of going left might be wrong and even sometimes wrong decision of going left might be right. The moment we see the space in right which is enough for our vehicle, we just accelerate and then either regret or move forward. Regret when Murphy's law is applied on the right. Or do not worry much about the right which is not at all wrong coz coming on to the right was a right decision. Anyway u encounter the same in another couple of the minutes ..

I do not say it is wrong to ride on the footpath as long as you feel its wrong neither I say right. It really doesn't matter whether footpath is on right or left side.whatever it is .. It's only the footpath road which lets us reach PVR/INOX on time :) Especially when it is raining .. Some times manholes on the left side of the footpath are left open .. One more point to crib upon :) That doesn't mean right side manholes and always closed.

why manholes are called manholes ? and why manholes are round in shape??? What ?? Come on .......The super solid technical and logical answer is ...coz they are round in shape and they are manholes... OR may be just to avoid confusion between left side and right side .. every side it should look the same .. Still I did not answer the question ... But at the first place why should I ? pity on me .. I am repenting now why did I ask that ??

Forget it ....where were we ?? Fine ..lets continue

Going to the right might be the decision of left brain and repenting for going on the left might be the job of right brain .. Again assumptions ?? Who knows which part and which side ?? Even if I know who cares ??
ooooh!!!!! God I am going out of the track ... I cant write anymore .. Lets conclude
To reach the destination no matter we take right or left , high probability of the decision being right or wrong is fifty percent"

4 comments:

Gin said...

maga...u right two well....!!! :)

Karna Natikar said...

hi maga, after reading ur artcile nanan right brain helta ide ninu ittichige kuyyodu jaasti maadiddiya anta , but same time my left brain helta ide u started writing soem goodthings anta, i dont know which side is right i.e. my left brain is thinking right things or my right brain is thinking right things, as u said its always 50:50 ;-)

Boragal said...

good one maga

Raghu said...

good post dude..
as u said "namma Bengaluru rocks" !!