A Domain Called GHOST

Mr. Gill Bates dead and due to the bugs he left in Bindows and the Bindows usres all over the world cursed his soul not to find rest. His soul was wondering in the IT world of ghosts, where they have only linux installed on everyones palmtop and notebooks. Not every soul is lucky enogh to get into such a secured domain.However Gill's soul made it.When Mr. Gill's soul got assigned an IPV6 address as a part of the first formality completion to be a a part of GHOST IT domain. As soon as Mr.Gill found IP address for himself, he attended New Souls Orientation(NSO) program. He was given "Senior software Soul" offer letter from the HOD of the Advanced Routing Technology business unit. When NSO started, he was hoping that at least someone will call him on the stage to address, But he ended up only in listening to them. He was the last one to go out the room as other souls left the program and attended the program remotely through telepresence or IPTV. He was stunned to see the development there.

When NSO got over, he asked for his cube, all the souls started laughing at him. IT support head soul explained him that wireless is enabled everywhere, and near lake and golf grounds there will be Wi-Fi connectivity too and also Wi-Max is expected to be in operation by this afternoon, Sonone requires a particular cube here.

Mr. Gill become speechless and started wondering if all these were there for My-Soft-Crew....... It was then he remembered his notebook had only linux installed and his is very dumb in it. Immediately he opened a case with IT support team requesting them install Bindows Pista on his notebook. Within fractions of seconds he got the reply like the following.
Dear Sir,

It is not like Your-Soft-Crew company, which takes minimum 48 hours to address the simple problem and give bullshit resolution to it, That is why you are reading this message so soon. We are proud to say that we do not support dual boot and even if we plan to do it the future defenitely it wont be any of the Bindows flavors like pista, badam, karjur etc in addition with linux.

Please note that you will be trained on linux with some fresher souls from tomorrow morning. If this does not answer your question please be feel to contact us on
3ffe:501:8:0:260:97ff:fe40:efab OR 3ffe:1900:4545:3:200:f8ff:fe21:67cf.

With Love,
IT support Team
GHOST Domain.

Mr.Gill Bates was in deep shit by now. Before he could finish this letter, there was one more message waiting to be read in his inbox. Stressed Gill somehow managed to open the mail and fainted. After knowing his poor knowledge in linux, Ghost domain soul CEO degraded him from Senior Software Soul to Software Soul Trainee.

ಸರ್ವಿಸ್ ಕಂಪನಿ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲಸಾ ಬಿಟ್ಟು

It was last sunday I listened to the beautiful track "Gubbachhi Goodinalli" from Bindaas ..
I dont know why, I liked it very much and was murmring the same song for two to three days ..
When I use to forget the lyrics, I use to make my own sentences there just to follow the tune,.. Trust me the following remix is the result of my bad memory :)


ಸರ್ವಿಸ್ ಕಂಪನಿ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲಸಾ ಬಿಟ್ಟು
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